Ain't nothing but a chicken

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Fucking God. You yell at me for asking for gas? 90% of my fucking tank goes into taking my sisters back and forth to school. Both of you said as long as I kept doing that you’d pay for my fucking gas. I told you I’d work this summer. You can’t hold off the cussing and raising your voice for 3 more weeks? Fuck.

It seems like every year we just skip my birthday… But when my sisters birthdays come around we go all out. I’m not asking for any more gifts or money… I just wanna go out and have a good time with my family…

ianbrooks:

The Emperor vs. Jedi Kermit by Robert Shane

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inclimatenorse:

You guys are making me good at losing followers

… This is terrible…. Absolutely horrible… My dad… He found 4chan… :’(

My fucking room has been a mess for two months now. It’s not even as bad as you’re letting on. Everyone’s room is disgusting, including yours. Mine is honestly probably the least bad. So just stop trying to act all fucking high and mighty.

My fucking room has been a mess for two months now. It’s not even as bad as you’re letting on.